Hooking up with a fraternity’s president as a pledge. TSM.

Having an ex in every (top tier) fraternity by junior year. TSM.

Having to remind him to stop kissing you in public, because he’s just your drunken hookup. TSM.

Having the ability to identify someone’s fraternity by a single Facebook photo. TSM.

Putting your drinks on your ex-boyfriend’s tab — all 10 vodka sodas. TSM.

The “I’m sorry for all the drunk Snapchats” Sunday morning apology. TSM.

The kiss he gives the back of your neck when you claim to need help putting on your pearls. TSM.

So many themes. So little time. TSM.