Give me a first name and a Tinder profile and I can find anybody. TSM.

I’m really good at making bad decisions. TSM.

Being that best friend duo that knows everything. TSM.

Drunk texting on the Greek keyboard. TSM.

Planning out an outfit three months in advance. TSM.

“She told me to send her a sisterhood moment for recruitment, but I can’t think of one that doesn’t involve alcohol.” TSM.

Checking yourself out in every reflective surface you see including windows, car doors, and other people’s sunglasses. TSM.