Your credit card company flagging charges for school books because they are “unusual.” TSM.

Knowing the way to his heart is through his liver. TSM.

Still getting nervous when you see your old standards chair walking out of the liquor store, even after you’ve graduated. TSM.

“I heard that bar was closing, and I actually cried.” TSM.

Having a your ex-boyfriend’s pledge pick you up from your new boyfriend’s fraternity house. TSM.

Taking bedtime shots to celebrate a completed paper. TSM.