Leggings: because you’re too hungover to be bothered by pants with established waistbands. TSM.

At least standards can’t get me while I’m at home. TSTC.

Kanye state of mind. All the time. TSM.

I need a hug…e bottle of wine. TSM.

“I still think I am the greatest.” -Kanye West, and me, leaving my standards meeting. TSM.

Turning up your music so your parents don’t hear your sister’s hungover pre-church puke. TSM.

Being genuinely disappointed when a boy’s text comes in green. TSM.

One minute I’m doing homework, then three hours go by and I’m on Pinterest looking up 25 ways to use a scarf. TSM.