Drinking enough to forget how painful your heels are. TSM.

Spending more money on your little than you ever have on a boyfriend. TSM.

“She had a cocktail in her hand and confetti in her hair.” TSM.

I tell him he loves me at least once a week. TSM.

You’re never truly dressed without a monogram. TSM.

“You’re the friend I sin with.” TSTC.

Why can’t grad school have Greek life too? TSM.

All I want for Christmas is your lavaliere. TSM.

“Go like my Insta.” TSM.

Remembering to skinny arm in pictures even when you’re blackout drunk. TSM.