Let me boss your pledges around so I know it’s real. TSM.

Sisterhood of the traveling formal dress. TSM.

Crafting your own Halloween costume so it’s perfect. TSM.

Shack shirts: doubling as sleep shirts and souvenirs since the beginning of time. TSM.

Painting your sorority letters on your pumpkin. TSM.

Going to the library to socialize. TSM.

Drunk nights with your big always ending with crying yourselves to sleep about how much you love each other. TSM.

A grades, D cups. TSM.

Tricking new members into believing you’re the president. TSM.

Having Tinder in the apps folder labeled “shopping.” TSM.