Going to the event just to show off your costume. TSM.

“Every time we relate to a TSM, drink your moscato.” -how to finish a bottle of wine in five minutes. TSTC.

Standards hearings being a family affair. TSM.

Worrying about the wage gap, not the thigh gap. TSM.

Resting up FOR the weekend, not OVER the weekend. TSM.

Having to begin every story about the night before with “So apparently…” TSM.

Sisterhood is forever. So is mod podge. TSM.

I’ve begun using shot glasses as my contact containers if you want to make conducting the Hot Mess Express a competition. TSTC.

Hobby Lobbae. TSM.