Reading all TSM articles in Kristen Bell’s Gossip Girl voice. TSM.

Finding it ironic that guys ask you to haze their pledges when you would never think of hazing your own. TSM.

On composite day, I look ready for formal from the neck up and ready for the gym from the neck down. TSM.

Auctioning off formal dates to sisters on your chapter’s Facebook page. TSM.

Being the “you would” girl in your sorority. TSM.

“Is that a thing?” TSM.

When in doubt, tutu it out. TSM.

Giving a hickey to mark your territory. TSM.

Being the brunch queen. TSM.

“Bed Bath and Beyond over it.” TSM.