My mom passed away before I went to college so I never knew I was a legacy…and I ended up in her sorority anyway. TSM.

Saying “haze” in a sorority is like saying “bomb” in an airport. TSM.

Wishing the TFM Sweethearts had their sorority listed under their bio so I could judge them more efficiently. TSM.

WHERE do all of my bobby pins go? TSM.

Hazing. TFM. Spoiling. TSM.

The difference between me and her is I can make him smile with my clothes on. TSM.

Here’s to lack of sleep, blistered feet, and amazing new sisters at the end of the week. TSM.

Feminists want to be treated as men’s equals. I want to be treated much better. TSM.

Maybe if Taylor Swift went to college she could’ve found herself a respectable fratdaddy instead of getting her heart broken by all of those GDIs. TSM.

Elle Woods would’ve proven Casey Anthony was guilty. TSM.