^No, you certainly don’t. This shit happens to me all the time. Alcohol thins your blood, blood is what gives you a boner. If you can still make your soldier stand at attention then you’re not going hard enough. My Peyton Manthing is always fallin’ out of the pocket when I blitz the shit out of my liver.
Well I was being sincere about the text. How else will he know you still care about him? The only way he will ever tell you is if he is too drunk to speak or stand, which is going to be difficult to interpret.
I didn’t even look at the fucking picture. None of those pictures are from IUDM, just a couple sorostitutes that like to dress up and do weird shit together.
^This. It’s for Riley Children’s Hospital in Indianapolis. We’ve raised over a million dollars the last few years. That’s philanthropy at its finest. Flask it and have a good attitude about shit and it’ll be fun.
So fucking true
Fully torqued after reading number 9.
fatasses
Daisy Dukes work ladies. They work damn well. So does the Dierks Bentley lady look. Sorry I’m a country boy!
She better wear less makeup if she meets mine or she won’t stand a fucking chance.
I fucking love Gossip Girl
People are so fucking rude on this website it amazes me. I am allergic to pessimism and negativity. Fuck everyone above me. Nice column, sweetheart.
I’m a Business major. Fuck physiology. If you don’t function like me you are an inferior being
^No, you certainly don’t. This shit happens to me all the time. Alcohol thins your blood, blood is what gives you a boner. If you can still make your soldier stand at attention then you’re not going hard enough. My Peyton Manthing is always fallin’ out of the pocket when I blitz the shit out of my liver.
That is a great fucking song. Nice to see that name on here again, too.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ObZaVgoX0zM&feature=endscreen&NR=1
^You’re a sour bitch, aren’t you? This column was pretty fucking funny. Great job perfectly srat, I’m looking forward to the next one.
Hell yes.
I cannot believe I have never seen this website before^. You’ve done a great service for your country today.
Well I was being sincere about the text. How else will he know you still care about him? The only way he will ever tell you is if he is too drunk to speak or stand, which is going to be difficult to interpret.
Above Red, White, Blue picture. – Drunk, Drunk, Maybe
I think that “I miss you” text is your best bet
Slore slayer you need to start respecting your elders. While you’re at it, you’re going to quit being such a little bitch.
I didn’t even look at the fucking picture. None of those pictures are from IUDM, just a couple sorostitutes that like to dress up and do weird shit together.
^This. It’s for Riley Children’s Hospital in Indianapolis. We’ve raised over a million dollars the last few years. That’s philanthropy at its finest. Flask it and have a good attitude about shit and it’ll be fun.