If I could make a deal with God that I could be married to you for a week in exchange for being mauled to death by a pack of wolves at the end of that week, I would do it.
So basically you like guys with an average build, who work out occasionally, and eat whatever they want? I think I see an engagement ring soon in your future.
April ceremony sound good?
Marry me?
Methinks this one is going to be single for a rather long time.
My marriage proposal still stands Becca. Just sayin.
The instantaneous “fuck me” from a girl the first time she sees you shirtless. TFM.
Houseboats are for white trash.
If I could make a deal with God that I could be married to you for a week in exchange for being mauled to death by a pack of wolves at the end of that week, I would do it.
Hey, nothing wrong with a little toe sucking now and then.
Yes. Hot Piece is secretly a liberal feminist.
So basically you like guys with an average build, who work out occasionally, and eat whatever they want? I think I see an engagement ring soon in your future.
Unless you’re in a hot tub with a lot of chlorine, how would water have any effect on a tan?
I believe the proper term is “groupie.”
Don’t delete my damn comment. It was funny.
This guy gets it.
I seriously doubt that.
This is worded like an LSAT problem.
I’d make them kiss each other. But that’s just me.
Remembering your nights not by what you did, but by whom you did. TSM.
Traveling in large packs. TFreshmanM.
Probably because it hurt her massive ego. Just a guess.