I’m basically a bro who likes glitter. TSM.

I’ve learned that being prettier is the best revenge. TSM.

“Maybe I am a total bitch. Did you ever think about that?” -Blair Waldorf. TSM.

Doing the Shine Color Run just so you can be covered in glitter. TSM.

I’m actually a daydream dressed like a daydream. TSM.

Apologizing for being difficult but never meaning it. TSM.

Tequila doesn’t ask questions. Tequila understands. TSM.

Drinking away the mistakes of 2014, only to make new mistakes the minute 2015 begins. TSM.

Just found bottles of wine hidden around my house. Not sure if this is a grownup Easter egg hunt during Christmas or if past me was a genius. TSM.