Filling your planner with mixer themes and date parties instead of assignments. TSM.

I wish I could just monogram my boyfriend so everyone would know he was mine. TSM.

Always on Tinder, sometimes swiping right, never messaging back. TSM.

Give me a first name and a Tinder profile and I can find anybody. TSM.

I’m really good at making bad decisions. TSM.

Checking yourself out in every reflective surface you see including windows, car doors, and other people’s sunglasses. TSM.

“Tell me everything you know about him.” TSM.

Hating the whole fraternity because of him. TSM.

My favorite Lilly print directly reflects my political views. TSM.

Making the bad guys good for longer than a weekend. TSM.