Losing your dignity while gaining respect. TSM.

I don’t think I’m better than you. I know I am. TSM.

Constantly finding clothes in your closet that aren’t yours. TSM.

“Come over and cuddle me until I fall asleep and then leave.” TSM.

You can’t drink with us. TSM.

Getting your Tinder strategy from Beyoncé: to the left, to the left. TSM.

Facebook’s “People You May Know” regularly proving to be “People You May Have Made Out With.” TSTC.

You were all thinking it. I’m just the one who said it. TSM.

“You’re such a bitch, and I mean that in the absolute best way possible.” TSM.

Craft well. Shop much. Drink often. TSM.