Consulting both your planner and your best friend before making any life decision, big or small. TSM.

Dress to the nines. Sparkle like a ten. TSM.

Instantly finding him more attractive in his letters. TSM.

The “is everyone alive?” group text every Saturday morning. TSM.

Looking up the projected income of your new boy’s major before taking it too far. TSM.

I just want him to text me so I can ignore him. TSM.

Actually, yeah, I do agree. I think I’m really pretty. TSM.

Dressing like you’re in a sorority. Drinking like you’re in a fraternity. TSM.

The best thing about college is being able to skip class whenever you want. That’s also the worst thing about college. TSM.

I like my coffee as black as my heart. TSM.