Dropping by Target for a cardigan and Plan B. TSM.

That one girl who always disappears at parties. TSM.

Jesus drank wine, so I do too. TSM.

Katy Perry wearing four different outfits in ten minutes during the Super Bowl. TSM.

Crying when you think of graduating and not being two minutes from every single on of your best friends. TSM.

Rachel getting to keep her monogram when she marries Ross. TSM.

Finals are just tests, grades are just letters, GPAs are just numbers, and diplomas are just paper, but a rich husband? That’s real. TSM.

The number of people who fall under the “you look familiar, I think we met while drunk, but it’s fuzzy” category seems to be growing rapidly. TSM.