If you’re gonna trash talk, at least use something that every 12-year old hasn’t already heard. How about “Your sorority is so fat, their powderpuff football team has an offensive line”
Based on heart rate? So it really can sense the difference between fear and the anxiety women feel when they’re attracted to some guy? Now I want to create a game where guys jump out and scare women to see if their bras pop off.
If you’re gonna trash talk, at least use something that every 12-year old hasn’t already heard. How about “Your sorority is so fat, their powderpuff football team has an offensive line”
Bull. Shit. If your husband starts finger-blasting you at 6am while you’re sleeping, you would divorce him.
Yes! Girls should totes be more progressive during their flow. I know! Lets get a spokesperson. We can call her Flo the Progressive girl!
Fake video. Calm tits.
Hate to ruin your day, but Neville and Luna don’t end up together. Rowling already wrote who ended up marrying who in some sequel thing on her website
Or, you’re fucking idiots for letting us do all of this shit to you and get away with it.
If you wanna swallow glitter in your drink, then by all means go for it.
That looked like the lollipop kids from Wizard of Oz stepping at half-speed
That is why I’m making this the best 6 years of my life. Rebel until I die
Beer tastes awesome.
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Movie first dates are for middle schoolers and high schoolers. Take her our for a nice dinner. Emphasis on the nice part
God, everything is so… Pink. Is this what every day is like for kappa and rockytop?
Applications to be my little must come with waist size, cup size, and photographic proof of said sizes.
TSM will be begging him to reopen them after all of our filth begins to transfer over here.
You misspelled shit
Based on heart rate? So it really can sense the difference between fear and the anxiety women feel when they’re attracted to some guy? Now I want to create a game where guys jump out and scare women to see if their bras pop off.