Who needs a therapist when you have a big and a bottle of wine? TSM.

Santa went to Lilly. TSM.

Power hour with Skinny Girl drinks. TSM.

Miss USA winning the Miss Universe title. TSM.

Making friends with the salesgirls at Nordstrom. TSM.

I don’t believe in short hair. TSM.

Telling him “I’d feel bad if you spent that much on me,” fully knowing he’ll take it as a challenge. TSM.

Going through letter withdrawal when you become a Rho Chi. TSM.

You judge me because I’m in a sorority. I pity you because you’re not. TSM.

“Hey.” = You don’t have a chance. “Heyy” = You need to work for it. “Heyyy” = When and where. TSM.