My iPhone auto-corrects “is” to “KA.” TSM.

It doesn’t matter if the glass is half empty or half full…there is always room for more wine. TSM.

Using “sorority” as an adjective. TSM.

I am NOT racist. My favorite credit card is black. TSM.

“Pearls are always appropriate.” -Jackie Kennedy. TSM.

I’m not ignoring you, I’m gracefully avoiding you. TSM.

Secretly wishing I was a submission moderator for TSM. TSM.

Tory Burch being named “one of the most powerful women in the world” by Forbes. TSM.

“It’s my dad’s birthday today, should I use my mom’s card?” TSM.

Ann Romney having a Pinterest account. TSM.