Go Greek, Live American. TSM.

He buys the drinks, but I call the shots. TSM.

Registering for a Lilly Pulitzer Sorority Rep Position within minutes of it being posted online. TSM.

I’m a Samantha. And I’m referring to the American Girls. TSM.

If you wouldn’t get my daddy’s approval, you’re sure not gonna get mine. TSM.

Wearing letters for your driver’s license picture. TSM.

Wine improves with age. I improve with wine. TSM.

Remembering your nights by your outfits. TSM.

Yes, I do need the 3 months of summer to prepare for the 1 week of recruitment. TSM.

The giddiness that comes from successfully sorori-fying a new song for Recruitment. TSM.