How many Pinterest boards is it socially acceptable to have? TSM.

I only hate you when I’m drunk, but when I’m drunk, I really hate you. TSM.

I drink, no chug, my calories. TSM.

You’re either pre-law, pre-med, or pre-tending you have a shot with me. TSM.

Seeing your TSMs on some one else’s cooler. TSM.

It’s all in the hairflip. TSM.

Pledge mother knows best. TSM.

Having an entire conversation in a one-word text message. TSM.

Always responding “Oh I LOVE her!” when someone asks if you know a girl in your sorority, even if you’ve only talked to her once. TSM.

Wearing my Badge, pearls, cap and gown to graduate with my sisters and best friends in the world. TSM.