Watching E! and Bravo while drinking Twisted Arnold Palmers. TSM.

Serious T-shirt storage problems. TSM.

Always keeping my heels, head, and standards high. TSM.

My butt makes wearing jeggings okay to wear. TSM.

I’m not shy, I’m just a bitch. TSM.

Not having a black sheep in the family. TSM.

Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels… except alcohol. TSM.

Being thinspiration to other girls. TSM.

I met my first Democraat when I came to college. TSM.

Kourtney is ridiculous for not wanting to marry Scott. He’s such a fratdaddy. TSM.