Your soffe shorts and wifebeater tank look good GDI. Not. TSM.

Never went through a tomboy phase. TSM.

Perfectly folding a fitted sheet. TSM.

“I just wanted to make it snow.” TSM.

I won’t even follow Obama on Twitter. TSM.

Chelsy Davy. NS. Kate Middleton. TSM.

Excuse me, honey. I’m Southern, NOT Country. Thank you very much. TSM.

Post-shack starbucks run. TSM.

Weighing yourself drunk. TSM.

Making the bed you shacked in before leaving. TSM.