Wine: how classy people get shitfaced. TSM.

Today, I found out my next door neighbor was in my sorority when she was in college. Now, when I go to babysit her kids, I use our secret knock. TSM.

Not watching the “Big Bliss” episodes of Say Yes to the Dress. TSM.

The most obnoxious thing is a faux southern accent, bless your heart not everyone can be from God’s country. TSM.

Can’t. Stop. Changing. Profile. Picture. TSM.

If you don’t have granite countertops, I’ll pray for you. TSM.

Camping is NOT a vacation. TSM.

Chipped nail polish? As if. TSM.

Starbucks, Diet Coke, color coordinated notes. There’s no way I can fail. TSM.

Vodka SUGAR FREE Red Bull. TSM.