There needs to be a Real Housewives of Charleston. TSM.

Never having to retake pictures. TSM.

The only coke I do is diet. TSM.

Never went through that “I hate my mom” phase. TSM.

The only “granny panties” I wear are the ones that come sewed into my Norts. TSM.

English professor asked for an example of an oxymoron. I said “Say Yes to the Dress: Big Bliss.” TSM.

No GDI, this floor of the library is NOT for you. TSM.

Not peaking in high school. TSM.

Using a whisk instead of a mixer to burn more calories. TSM.

Jackie O’s style. Nancy R’s taste in men. TSM.