Tanning for the vacation that I’ll spend the whole time tanning during. TSM.

Perfecting the “elliptical ponytail bob.” TSM.

My Derby hat cost more than my Louboutins. TSM.

Wanting to be as great of a mom as my momma is. TSM.

Skipping dinner to eat froyo. TSM.

“Is $4.10 for gas a lot or something?” TSM.

I don’t need the skinny arm. TSM.

No GDI, when I say “my PC,” I’m not talking about a computer. TSM.

Exchanging things for smaller sizes. TSM.

Texting “I’m so drunk” = I want you now. TSM.