Not putting your relationship on Facebook until you’re engaged. TSM.

Convincing my boyfriend I poop flowers and fairy dust. TSM.

Being more excited about potential photos than the actual event. TSM.

Ugh, now I feel like I’m suffocating when I wear small t-shirts. TSM.

Sweet Home Alabama on CMT is the Southern version of Bachelorette. TSM.

“Maybe I’ll just sweep. I’ll sweep the floor!” TSM.

Planning out my elliptical schedule based on what’s on E!, Bravo, and TLC. TSM.

Wearing a Michael Kors but still checking the iPhone to see what time it is. TSM.

ASAP- As Southern As Possible. TSM.

“When Charlotte liked a guy, she said his whole name- it helped her to imagine their future monogrammed towels.” TSM.