People like me shouldn’t have to go to the DMV. TSM.

Perfume headache. TSM.

If you don’t have diet coke, I don’t want a soda. TSM.

Crying during “Say Yes to the Dress” when you’re on your period. TSM.

Using sorority songs as lullabies to sing your little legacy to sleep. TSM.

Elle Woods would’ve proven Casey Anthony was guilty. TSM.

“I love to cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food”. TSM.

Happy Birthday to the cutest President ever, W. TSM.

It makes me sad Charlotte couldn’t have kids but Casey Anthony could. TSM.

Big 10 fans wear jeans and jerseys because yankee legs don’t look good in a dress. TSM.