I’m all for feminism or whatever, but I don’t like carrying heavy things. TSM.

I don’t even call it a hangover anymore, It’s just morning. TSM.

My mom has never driven a minivan. TSM.

WWKW: What Would Kate Wear? TSM.

Never have I ever edited photos of myself on facebook. TSM.

I hate Obama for a lot of reasons but interrupting the Bachelorette is just unacceptable. TSM.

My kids won’t throw temper tantrums in public. TSM.

Being extremely upset the President’s speech interrupted The Bachelorette. TSM.

The YMCA will def not be played at my wedding. TSM.

$20 plastic Lilly watch with my $600 Yurmans. TSM.