Knowing how much more productive you were with Facebook deactivated for recruitment, and not caring. TSM.
Knowing how much more productive you were with Facebook deactivated for recruitment, and not caring. TSM.
The night before bid day is like Christmas Eve, but better. TSM.
Never needing to fish for compliments. TSM.
I’m feeling unapproachable today. TSM.
Singing recruitment songs in the tanning bed. TSM.
The human body is 90-94% water. Mine is 90-94% Evian. TSM.
Big hair, skinny arms, little waist, and good taste. TSM.
Sexercise. TSM.
Post-makeout Facebook stalking. TSM.
I will date you so hard, then marry the shit out of you. TSM.