Just killed a bug with hairspray. TSM.

The only f-word that offends me more than the four letter one is feminist. TSM.

Why yes, I would like to add a monogram. TSM.

Taking the new girls out to drink their first weekend after bid day, then secretly judging their behavior. TSM.

In the sorority house, Lilly equals camouflage. TSM.

I had a dream last night that “Little” was added to Facebook relationships…then I woke up. TSM.

Poop is weight leaving the body. TSM.

Knowing your little is being a slut, but defending her anyway. TSM.

The CEO of Target was in my Sorority. Everything in my life makes so much more sense now. TSM.

Loving trashy reality TV shows. TSM.