M is my XL. TSM.

Refusing to sport a middle part even for a recruitment skit costume. TSM.

Carrie Underwood wearing her letters in the music video for All American Girl. TSM.

Being the girl every boyfriend gets in trouble for staring at. TSM.

Pouting until you get your way. TSM.

My shoes for pref night cost more than the rest of my recruitment wardrobe put together. TSM.

Before you can play “Say Yes To The Dress” you have to spend a lot of time playing “Say No To The Bro.” TSM.

Feminists want to be treated as men’s equals. I want to be treated much better. TSM.

That’s ok, Ben’s proposal was super lame anyway. TSM.

It’s pronounced “long-shomp.” TSM.