Most of my shack shirts say ARMY across them. God Bless our troops and my husband. TSM.

“She’s heaven on the eyes, but boy she’s hell on the heart.” TSM.

“Facebook stalk this guy and tell me what you think.” TSM.

Being “classy not trashy” means more than putting your beer in a cute pink koozie. TSM.

Not being able to relate to any of T-Swift’s song about boys because you only date men. TSM.

Binge cleaning. TSM.

That new Jack Rogers smell. TSM.

“So put on your best boys, and I’ll wear my pearls.” TSM.

Had a bad day, bought some Coors. TFM. Had a bad day, bought some Kors. TSM.

Say Yes To The Dress on Netflix instant play. TSM.