Betty Draper. Pretty enough to be a model, chooses to be a homemaker. TSM.

“Honestly, I think she’s jealous of me. I’ve seen it before, I was in a sorority.” -Betty Draper. TSM.

Crossing ankles, not legs. TSM.

Drinking wine while doing yoga on-demand. TSM.

Downloading Google Chrome just for its Lilly Pulitzer theme. TSM.

As a mom, I won’t have a coupon drawer. I won’t need it. TSM.

Never went through the teenage acne stage. TSM.

Study hours aka Starbucks gossip sesh. TSM.

Never trust a middle part. TSM.

My ponytail is longer than yours. TSM.