“We’re just like you, only prettier”….and richer, and classier, and skinnier. TSM.

All these Yurman ads are really distracting me from reading sparknotes. TSM.

Overusing “haha” to avoid sounding bitchy. TSM.

My life is nautical themed. TSM.

Already planning a viewing party in the chapter house of William & Kate’s wedding. TSM.

A GDI asked why I was prom dress shopping during class. She obviously had never gone to prom and will never go to spring formal. TSM.

Having Diet Coke delivered by a pizza joint instead of going to the closest corner store even though the delivery fee is more than the soda. TSM.

I don’t need a Bump It. My mom taught me how to tease my hair when I was 6. TSM.

“She’s fabulous, but she’s evil.” TSM.

Walking to class in Norts, a formal shirt, and my Longchamp stuffed with my outfit from last night. TSM.