Using the Bachelor finale starting at 8 as motivation to finish my paper. TSM.

Always carrying a Tide-To-Go Pen. TSM.

NSYNC Pandora. TSM.

Tiffany’s sophomore year. Lavalier junior year. Pin senior year. Diploma and engagement ring at graduation. TSM.

Never repeating an outfit. TSM.

If you can’t pronounce the designers name, you can’t afford it, so don’t bother asking me where I got it. TSM.

It’s not alcoholism until we graduate college. TSM.

If I don’t get a shack-shirt with a frocket, I’m not making you a sandwich. TSM.

Daddy’s money, Momma’s good looks. TSM.

“I wonder what it would be like to grow up in a house that small.” TSM.