“Sorry, we only carry sizes 1, 3, and 5. You could try Sears.” TSM.

Norts with pearls. TSM.

Never needing to bake a “test batch.” TSM.

Lysol Complete Clean Wipes advertisement on the TSM wall. TSM.

Leggings are totes pants and abbreves are a legit language. TSM.

Girls with asses like mine don’t talk to boys with faces like yours. TSM.

The Bachelor Finale is the sorority girl’s version of the NCAA Championship game. TSM.

I own 3 pairs of riding boots, but don’t ride horses. TSM.

Hip bones are the new pink. TSM.

Pearls on the ears. Yurman on the wrist. Letters around the neck. TSM.