Professor tried to embarrass me by calling me Elle Woods in class. Too bad I couldn’t be more flattered. TSM.

Adult XL shack shirt paired with child XL norts. TSM.

The future soccer mom that the other soccer mom’s envy. TSM.

Recruitment workshops: an excuse to buy a week’s worth of a new wardrobe. TSM.

If you’re name doesn’t end in a Roman numeral, I’m not interested. TSM.

The only XL things I’ll ever own are my sunglasses, SUV and engagement ring. TSM.

I hate when geeds sit in the greek section of the library. TSM.

Always choosing a Pink highlighter. TSM.

I don’t sweat, I glisten. TSM.

“I wanna lose 3 pounds” TSM.