Watching the Kardashians during my workout, and I can’t help but think that Kourtney does not appreciate Scott. TSM.

Matching rainboots and umbrella. TSM.

The tanning salon has a Greek discount…not like any of us need it. TSM.

Always taking the stairs. TSM.

Try to fit into my size zero jeans before you call it Phi Moo again, gdi. TSM.

Lilly bridal collection. TSM.

Side-part. TSM.

Sorry that I like Duke because I’m not white trash. TSM.

It’s Nordstrom. Not Nordstrom’s. TSM.

I have never painted my nails black. TSM.