Being a stay at home mom, even before we have children. TSM.

Money may not buy happiness. But I am perfectly fine being sad on a yacht. TSM.

BJ and a Sandwich. I call it the “Combo Meal”. TSM.

I carry my Starbucks and Blackberry in the same hand. TSM.

Adopting an underprivileged teenager and having him become an NFL star. TSM.

I’m a third generation trophy wife. TSM.

Watched 3 episodes of say yes to the dress on my iPad while I ran 4 miles on the treadmill. TSM.

No, I’m not hungry I had a huge gulp of air on the way to class. TSM.

When I really like a guy, I say his whole name. It helps me imagine our future monogrammed towels. TSM.

Toned thigh muscles from squatting over toilets at frat parties to pee. TSM.