I have more friends in real life than you have on Facebook. TSM.

Skipping class to iron blindfolds. TSM.

Not knowing a new members name until she’s vomming at the first mixer. TSM.

Going to class consists of decorating my Lilly planner with color pencils and stickers. TSM.

Making my Christmas list while sitting in class. TSM.

Hyphenated last names are for GDIs. I’ll be taking my husband’s name. TSM.

Trying to lose 2 pounds. TSM.

Forgot what my toe nails look like unpainted. TSM.

We’re just like you, only prettier. And richer, classier, and just all around better. TSM.

Watching Say Yes to the Dress while on the elliptical. TSM.