I only dress up for the first week of classes just to let everyone know how cute my real clothes are. After that’s over, I’m right back to my Norts, Jacks, and shack shirts, which later changes to Leggings, Uggs, and shack shirts for colder weather. TSM.

I’m conservative everywhere except the bedroom. TSM.

I’m every feminist’s worst nightmare and every fratdaddy’s dream come true. TSM.

Helping you build an empire. One sandwich at a time. TSM.

You’re right GDI. Leggings aren’t pants…if you’re fat. TSM.

I put the “ass” in classy. TSM.

I only went to college to meet my bridesmaids. TSM.

No Prenup. TSM.

Special K and Diet Coke for dinner. TSM.

It’s never too cold for Nike running shorts. TSM.