My daddy is an arrogant asshole to everyone, except me. TSM.

I’m a Hepburn, not a Hilton. TSM.

Junior League president, just like my mother, grandmother, and great grandmother. TSM.

Feminism is for ugly girls. TSM.

My goal was to look like I’m too good for you, and I nailed it. TSM.

I may go to a Northern law school but I subscribe to Southern Living. TSM.

Sarah Palin wearing Nike shorts, shooting guns, planning on running for president, and making Todd sandwiches. TSM.

The woman’s rights movement was unnecessary. TSM.

My family’s Christmas photo looks like an ad for Brooks Brothers. TSM.

I refuse to carry Coach, or fly it. TSM.