Yes, I am saving that seat. For my bag. TSM.

I’ve never had to wear spanx. TSM.

Knowing how to tie a tie. TSM.

People never having to wonder whether your bag is fake. TSM.

My bra and panties always match. TSM.

Spandex is a privilege, not a right. TSM.

Jackie’s class, Marilyn’s ass. TSM.

Hunger is fat leaving the body. TSM.

Having more Perrier and Pelligrino in the fridge than regular bottled water. TSM.

My hip bones are my love handles. TSM.