Yes, my life is as fun as my facebook photos look. TSM.

I’m a Charlotte in the streets, a Samantha in the sheets and a Carrie in the boutiques. TSM.

Sorry Jared, my frat daddy went to Tiffany. TSM.

I never had any issues finding shoe boxes for school projects. TSM.

Andre. TSM.

Making your fratdaddy leave the bars early to come over. Then, once he gets there, deciding you “just want to cuddle.” TSM.

Snooki poof. NS. French braided side part. TSM.

“Maybe Attending.” TSM.

Being a Lauren not a Heidi. TSM.

I won’t be a soccer mom because my son will play football and my daughter will be a cheerleader. TSM.