Always using proper grammar and punctuation in a text. TSM.

Being a tan goddess in February. TSM.

My group of friends doesn’t have a “Miranda.” TSM.

Sidebangs: the female frat swoop. TSM.

The “Little White Dress” section of Lilly must have been designed for sorority rituals. TSM.

It’s Sundress Season in the South. TSM.

“Daddy, you would like him. He’s pre-law. And voted for McCain.” TSM.

It’s officially Norts season. TSM.

You know what goes great with a Longchamp bag? Old money and nepotism. TSM.

That’s why her hair’s so big…it’s full of secrets. TSM.