How to fix a big mistake: Plan B, Diet Coke, and a new Longchamp. TSM.

Happiness is owning cuter things than other people. TSM.

I don’t poop. TSM.

A proper lady never spits. Anything. TSM.

Don’t expect me to get on my knees unless I can clearly see yours. TSM.

The built-in underwear in Nike shorts makes for one less thing to keep up with when shacking. TSM.

For girls like us, a college education is just an accessory. TSM.

Being able to wear leggings is a privilege, not a right, GDI. TSM.

I’m not your slampiece, you’re my fratslam. TSM.

I would get a fratberry, but Lilly Pulitzer only makes a cover for the iPhone. TSM.