The best part about being a guy is that we’ve collectively manipulated women into thinking these relatively meaningless perks of theirs make up for the fact that men run the entire world.
Two trains leave a station: one from Savannah, GA, the other from Chicago, both travelling at 70 miles per hour. If the train from Chicago makes 5 stops and the train from Savannah makes 8 stops, have you ever had two dicks inside you at once?
Navel rings are hot.
The best part about being a guy is that we’ve collectively manipulated women into thinking these relatively meaningless perks of theirs make up for the fact that men run the entire world.
Even homos love boobs.
Pics or it didn’t happen.
Yeah except he probably has aids because he’s a fucking queer
Pics?
Enjoy being single at age 40.
^ Neither of you are very funny but she is particularly terrible.
Dear HotPiece,
Two trains leave a station: one from Savannah, GA, the other from Chicago, both travelling at 70 miles per hour. If the train from Chicago makes 5 stops and the train from Savannah makes 8 stops, have you ever had two dicks inside you at once?
I like cuddling. Vaginas. With my penis.
Duke has a football team?
It really doesn’t.
Probably Trayvon Martin. I don’t think he needs it back.
There are two other things she’s lacking…
This is why you’re single.
No, no, no, yes, no, yes, yes.
Dear Britney,
Thanks for the spank bank material from my early days of puberty. Your music sucks though.
You don’t catch the fish, sweetheart. You cook it.
Women are fucking insane.
Those jeans are really getting in the way of my urine.