HotPiece,
You and the girls at TSM could do it better. I know you’re probably upset you are no longer my number one E-Slam, but you can do it #BreakTFM.
Love,
Shibby
Hey babe,
Sorry we got in that fight over on TFM. If you want I can cook you Buffalo Mac n Cheese or get you Panera and Starbucks.
Love,
Shibby
P.S. #SitOnMyFace
Hot Piece,
Your no longer my main E-Slam because:
1. You won’t post nudes
2. My beard is great, and you know it
3. You never respond to my comments
4. You still haven’t sat on my face after I made you dinner AND got you wine
5. You didn’t ask if I wanted a Christmas card (I do)
6. You won’t stop giving Allen mixed signals
Love,
Shibby
P.S. You can still come by Tuesday nights to watch movies, “and stuff” though
“Sarahsolfails I remembered you saying that things have been rough over at the office lately so I made that new recipe you wanted to try.” Shibby stated carefully plating and pouring two hefty glasses of the new wine she’s been dying to try…
This was a great article and I although never diagnosed, think I have… If your name is LuckyJo, and having ADHD is not lucky, who are… Why does pizza taste so good if it’s so bad for you?
Dear YeahOkayWhat,
It seems like you’re having a rough day. Why don’t we talk about it over some wine, discuss my 401k and Roth IRA options, and go back to my place because you’re on the pill, I’ll use a condom, and we can practice the ol’ pull and pray.
Love,
Shibby
I don’t know where the fuck Sauerkraut and Apples came from Stefon, but MD does crabcakes and Football.
Dear KatieTSM,
I’d like to get on that list.
Love,
Shibby
Dear YeahOkayWhat,
in response to number 1, my door is always open.
Love,
Shibby
Being the one that takes you home. TFM.
HotPiece,
You and the girls at TSM could do it better. I know you’re probably upset you are no longer my number one E-Slam, but you can do it #BreakTFM.
Love,
Shibby
Dear Lucky Jo,
Eight is an absolute lie. My beard is a gift from God and she can pet it anytime. Just don’t get too jealous of her 🙂
Love,
Shibby
Sup.
TSM.
Dear RecruitmentChairTSM,
I’d buy you all of the Nutella in the world.
Love,
Shibby <3
Hey babe,
Sorry we got in that fight over on TFM. If you want I can cook you Buffalo Mac n Cheese or get you Panera and Starbucks.
Love,
Shibby
P.S. #SitOnMyFace
Hot Piece,
Your no longer my main E-Slam because:
1. You won’t post nudes
2. My beard is great, and you know it
3. You never respond to my comments
4. You still haven’t sat on my face after I made you dinner AND got you wine
5. You didn’t ask if I wanted a Christmas card (I do)
6. You won’t stop giving Allen mixed signals
Love,
Shibby
P.S. You can still come by Tuesday nights to watch movies, “and stuff” though
Dear YeahOkayWhat,
Can I be the Mac to your Cheese <3 🙂 🙂 ?
Love,
Shibby
“Sarahsolfails I remembered you saying that things have been rough over at the office lately so I made that new recipe you wanted to try.” Shibby stated carefully plating and pouring two hefty glasses of the new wine she’s been dying to try…
We could be that porn reality.
Love,
Shibby
your dick look like gary coleman
Dear Lucky Jo,
Dear Lucky Jo,
This was a great article and I although never diagnosed, think I have… If your name is LuckyJo, and having ADHD is not lucky, who are… Why does pizza taste so good if it’s so bad for you?
Love,
Shibby
Dear YeahOkayWhat,
It seems like you’re having a rough day. Why don’t we talk about it over some wine, discuss my 401k and Roth IRA options, and go back to my place because you’re on the pill, I’ll use a condom, and we can practice the ol’ pull and pray.
Love,
Shibby
Dear 2NOTBrokeGirls,
If I told you I was an I-Phone would you push my buttons 🙂
Love,
Shibby
How dare you compare me to this GDI goober.