You can’t be “practically” in a sorority, geed. TSM.

Always in recruitment mode. TSM.

Knowing nothing about soccer, but partying like you do. TSM.

Talking to every guy at the bar except the one you like, just to prove a point. TSM.

Always fucked up. Never fucked over. TSM.

“I’m not judging you or anything, but oh my God!” TSM.

The devil wears cargo shorts. TSM.

Shacking with soldiers totally counts as community service. TSM.

Matching t-shirts and matching shack shirts. TSM.

Automatically connecting to the Starbucks wifi. TSM.